December 2011
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“bring on the most over-rated, pressurised night of the year!”
– a friend who is a lot funnier than I am on facebook
All my dead meat yearns, for the vulture’s return
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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comecuddlewiffme asked: hey! just checking up on things :) how are you doing? random questions: what do you like best for breakfast? what are you five favorite animals that have fur? hot cocoa or apple cider?
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A show called 'Old Jews Telling Jokes' exists
How have I coped in life without this?
Anonymous asked: Can we see this big dick?
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homophobicorphan:
it’s always the skinny white boys with the big dicks
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