and it’s served as an important reminder that what tumblr thinks is happening in a show vs what actually is happening are two completely different things
I wanted to be done with this nonsense but damnit I swear Ryan Murphy was a crack dealer in a past life.
and I rant on Feud
so I admit I actually stopped watching Glee after the feud episode because Blaine is one of my favourites and I hated the thought of Sue literally terrorising him from every which way to get her token handsome gay cheerleader.
BUT I think I figured out a very practical reason why they made that move with him.
Have you seen how expensive Blaine’s wardrobe is? I know they saved a bit by having him repeat pieces but still. With the uniform they don’t need to keep supplying new things from Brooks Brothers.
I know Kurt still wore his expansive/expensive wardrobe while a cheerleader but then he’s Kurt so that makes sense.
sometimes I forget that themostpopulargaysofglee exists then I remember it’s actually one of the greatest blogs ever
well I mean Klaine are now confirmed versatile, but a lot of these exist for Blaine now let’s level the playing field.
ok so I’ve been talking for ages about, and never understanding, the people who are so adamant that he’s a bottom and that Kurt is a top. And all those people jumped for joy when they first saw this banner saying he’s on the bottom- now that he actually out right said “that’s not true, not really” everyone’s flipping shit saying “YOU LIE YOU’RE SUCH A BOTTOM”
ok… coming from an actually gay guy and not a girl fetishising gay men I notice that most bottoms don’t tend to be embarrassed about it or deny it- he could have said “so what if I am?” Or “but how did she know?” And he didn’t. Your reasons for him being a bottom usually are based on him having a nice ass- I have the rounder and bigger ass in my relationship and am a top.
So for those of you who can’t deal with the reality of versatile klaine with a top Blaine leaning that’s now more canon than your bottom and top theory I say
1. Sue could actually be oblivious to it’s term in the gay community and just mean bottom of the pyramid, the misunderstanding thus causing many jokes
2. Blaine will make a point about versatility and the removal of labels
3. Blaine will say he is a bottom (which I only don’t want because I have argued with other fans about how I just don’t see him as a bottom but will make do if it becomes canon (screw you bottom!Blaine fans)) and make a point about how sexual position has nothing to do with the rest of a person’s character- though of course the klaine fangirls will do cartwheels for joy fetishizing a gay man for enjoying having stuff up his ass.
Personally I’m hoping for the first one because it seems the better route for Glee to go but it bugs the crap out of me because we don’t need to know. Fans argue about it and make up reasons for it but I don’t see the point in confirming it. It’s like saying “Tina can squirt,” “Rachel loves to give head”, ”Artie is into bdsm and uniforms” ”Brittany is the one who wears the strap on”- none of those are necessary pieces of information even in a feud. Or does Sue have to resort to attacking sex because she used up all her hair gel jokes on Will?