near the end of the crapfest christmas special that is me catching up with Glee. It is all around terrible and looking as if they just gave up even half-assing the writing of this show, as though they’re too busy writing American Horror Story and making that a cut diamond of a show (and as much as I love that show, that one even has flaws), and now Glee feels like a circle jerk of fan fiction and dweeby comments made on tumblr.
However, I did like literally one thing in the episode- seeing Kurt as a sexual person. And not because I think Chris Colfer is hot (because I’m not into that) but despite having an episode dedicated to losing their V cards and another where they hook up at a wedding, a lot of Klaine’s relationship is treated kind of like the irritating stereotypical gay eunuchs, the kinds who exist to be stylish and cute but they don’t have primal urges to fuck like the rest of the characters, instead they’re arguments are about moisturizing their hands and watching tv together… with the odd few exceptions still, it was nice to see thirsty horny bottom Kurt drooling over abs. Obviously it didn’t end so well, but still I appreciated that much.
But overall this episode was an ordeal and I’m about to start the latest episode and I’m hoping against hope that they stop doing that thing where they think just because the writers show an awareness of everything wrong with their plots and characters that it is somehow excusable when it’s never fixed.
I just saw a bit of a season 1 episode of Glee. It was such a different show then, everyone looked like they could be in high school. Everyone thought the three hottest and most popular girls in school were all 100% straight. Kurt was a baby penguin in significantly more flamboyant clothes (he’s toned down now but still has flair). That black guy who never did or said anything was a character. Brittany didn’t talk and Santana didn’t sing. The jocks were still douches for a little while. Rachel’s dads were still an interracial couple. Sue used to C it. And the entire season had a plot- now it’s just episode after episode of random stuff that happens occasionally punctuated by singing competitions.
when people think Blaine’s a bottom just because Kurt’s on the top here you all clearly know nothing about bossy power bottoms (aka Kurt) bottoming from the top
all I’m saying is that if Blaine doesn’t win prom king and dance with his prom queen Kurt then I will set fire to the show
Due to my crappy internet I can’t actually watch Glee
but I feel I got the jist of it:
- Klaine is back on with a vengeance
- hot kisses happened
- Kitty tried bitching them out and Blaine had none of it
- they finally referenced Darren Criss being Asian
- Beatles and friendship
- Burt did another awesome dad thing
- Kurt knew!
- Kurt said yes
- Blaine is probably gonna do Kurt on every surface possible if Burt’s predictions are accurate
- I feel Kurt will reference Kate and William in some way when their wedding happens
Again I haven’t watched it and can’t for a while but I feel this is what I should take away from today’s episode
I’m in a mood to draw some x rated Klaine stuff. If anyone has any realistic requests let me know- note: I only ever draw Blaine topping and I draw their pubes to match their hair.
So any ideas?
In which I vent some thoughts on my once favourite character of Glee
I just saw the Bob’s Burgers episode “Two for Tina” And Josh has a flamboyant friend who from his hair and dress sense, and moves was basically a black version of Blaine from Glee. But with all the snarky comments of Kurt. Which I’ve now decided to mean that they adopted a kid who took on Blaine’s style and Kurt’s snark