I thought tonight’s Glee was kind of awful.
The highlights all over my dash have been Klaine making out. Which lasts for about 20 seconds, most of which isn’t seen, granted we did see Kurt’s ass being groped and Blaine hiding a boner so that was cool but let’s not act like this was an average queer as folk episode. Or was it? What with Quinn’s sudden lesbianism- like with Santana being a lesbian it made sense, she was a bitch to everyone because she had self loathing, she never felt real love for any guy she was with she just used them as a status symbol and for revenge, Quinn on the other hand really did love guys. And she thought she was offered a threesome with Britanna and turned it down, I doubt any lesbian in the right mind would reject such an offer. But it was the whole “guh I hate men, they’re pigs, you look hot in that dress SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!” Like just… how? Though it did have some continuity, Santana likes her bitches blonde.
Back to Klaine. They’re a huge fan favourite, everyone has gone nuts over this but they never shown how they got from being weird exes, Kurt dating someone else to making out in the car talking frat language. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate that and it conjures up delightful images of their sex life but it wasn’t explained. I would have liked much more of that, or at least more sex stuff that would have been hot. As oppose to Kurt randomly showing up in school because he’s “a friend” while Tina embraces her hag status- I’m sorry but what the fuck was any of that?
Absolutely nothing else was worth commenting on, honestly I zoned out entirely for every Finchel scene and a desperate attempt to make him seem sweet and make Brody into a bad guy out of fucking nowhere. New kids, don’t care, rehashed storylines. Emma and Will needed more time to talk about it and Sue was kickass as per usual.
… and that’s what you missed on Glee!